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Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Birbal aur Tansen me bada competition raha karta tha.Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Ek din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki "Ab faisla ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada akalmand hai?Teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki." Birbal bola "Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya mere lund pe." Akbar bola "Oh my god, Tansen ja choos Birbal ka lund" A Bihari GANPAT-RAI (who really needs a job) is being interviewed by Britisher, Colonel Smith. The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever Col. Munni woh din beet gaye Han munni woh din beet gaye.Ab chut ke darshan ki khatir , Hum chut chalisa padhte hai, Par chut nahi darshan deti, Hum land se ladte rahte hai. Jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge, Tum land land chillaogi Hum chut me danda pelenge.Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah aaj randwe hote aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote. Smith: Gand fatrahai, agar tum hum ko nahi chod sakta to hum tumko nokri se nikaal denga. Munna woh din beet gaye , Jab chut mein kheti hoti thi, Ab land ki fusslo ki khatir, Humne ise banjar bana diya.

Aur Wo birbal ke gaand pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se hagegi. Smith: Kya ‘zyada nahi’ bolta hai, tumhara application mein likha Hua hai Gand fat rahai. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aao, kya ‘kabhi kabhi’ bolta hai? Smith: Tum pehla hamaari beti ko chodenga (drop her off)…baad mein hamaari biwi ko chodenga…aur uske baad mein hum ko chodenga. Munni woh din yaad karo, Jab sath deewali khele the, Tum chut pe tikli rakhti thi , Hum land se foda karte the.Pathan Sahab Nadi Ke Kinare Ek Gadhi Ko Chodne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe.Par Wo Jab Bhi Uske Adner Dalta, Gadhi Laat Maar Ke Niche Gira Deti.Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikalke zameen pe chhod diya aur ishara Jodha bai ke mammon ki taraf karke bola."Beta Sappu dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani ke Mammon ko." Sappu phat se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh ke, mansal Jangho se gujerke chut ko par kar ke seedha ja pahunchta hai mammon ke beech vali khai me vaha se plan ke mutabik seedha left turn le ke chadh jata hai top pe aur ek second mein saali ko das leta hai nipple pe! Wife : Gand fatrahai, hammara peeche se gaand maaro (gaanth maro-tie the bra knot). Wife : Gand fatrahai, jaldi se gaand maaro hum ko late hota hai. Agar maine aisa kiya to hum ko sarkar kacha kha jayenge. Ganpatrai who has been frustrated by these Brits for a long time starts like a bull.

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